Chic Fil A

Wish Jesus hadn’t written that commandment about not eating chicken on his special day cause I could really go for a chicken sammich about now.

If you follow that guideline, you’ll be fine. If you don’t, people will hate you, and you’ll be scorned by friends and family. Git Rebasing
Get a job that you would do for nothing. And then get somebody to pay you to do it. When you die, you’re not going to take anything with you anyway, so you’re working your whole like for nothing anyhow. So enjoy what you’re doing while you’re here.

Harley Warrick (1924 - 2000)

Harley Warrick painted over 21,000 Mail Pouch signs on barns across the United States in a career spanning more than 50 years.

Don’t touch the bottons!

Don’t touch the bottons!

James J. Kilroy, possible origin of the infamous “Kilroy was here" expression.

James J. Kilroy, possible origin of the infamous “Kilroy was here" expression.

On a tire tube or on this girl’s boobs

There’s not a whole lot of carpet left.  Everyone’s gone for hardwood floors.  

Well turn it back on fuck knuckle!

A photograph is a most important document, and there is nothing more damning to go down to posterity than a silly, foolish smile caught and fixed forever. Mark Twain

Allergic & Congested

Took sudafed & benadryl.  Figured I’d let the two fight it out.

Now I’m high.